SwashieB's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Strawberry]

Cute.

Very cute.

afromonky responds:

:D

[Secret Mansion]

What?

This movie had some great animation. It seemed really, really slow though. I mean, the way the characters moved and everything... completely too slow.

The voice acting was terrible. I'm so tired of people saying "Fuck" and "Shit" just to say it. For instance, here's one of the lines:

"What the fuck? Oh Shit." *zombie attacks him* "Fuck you, you peice of shit." That line literally made me laugh out loud.

Most of this is completely unimaginative and unintelligent. I really don't know why so many people like this movie.

AligatorHead responds:

oh i see. There was a reason for swearing. Seroiusly, i know you would fucking swear if you saw fucking zombies seroiusly surprising you while you were on newgrounds. COme on think about it? so you're just gonna say "oh no ! What ever is going on?! Oh my gosh a zombie is trying to attack me, what ever shall i do?"
no .. . .
dass wut i thought, IM me later to give me your response or something.
but ask your self why so "many" people like this movie. I want you to sit down, and think about it. okay?



o and really slow? i want things to be slow in the begining, then fasten up . THe letter made it slow....but okay thannnnks for saying "it was slow" now i know to be faster in part two.

[unleashed: episode 1]

What the hell just happened.

Everything was great. I can't wait for hte second one, I hope that it will be better.

ShinyProductions responds:

your title kinda differs from your review. sorta.

[Poor Luigi]

Pure genius.

I've never seen a movie done like this before. It's short, not very funny unless you consider gay brother rape a laughing matter, but the style of it is absolute genius. Brilliance is written all over this video.

<3 <3 <3.

Knoxywox responds:

Mario pushes his poor plumber body to the limit in every game they put him in and the best he gets from Princess is a kiss on the cheek. And the Toads certainly don't put out. Mario does get lonely, you know. Lonely and frustrated.

[Pornstarguru and Outwar]

Hmm.

I fear for this movie, because a lot of the people on newgrounds wouldn't understand the importance or something like this. The reason I liked it is because it kinda ventures from the norm, giving us a straight-forward message rather than mario dying.

maelstormm responds:

As long as enough people get the message to get rid of those annoying bastards and give me a hand in getting their character's deleted then I don't mind taking the hit. There's no other real way to pass it along though than to submit it here.

[A Story With Music!]

Blech.

Lame. Very, very lame. That monster thing looked almost cool.

HersheyClockolet responds:

I love you!