Total Medals Earned: 465 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,360 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/95 points)
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 career points
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (45/345 points)
Get 30 Ankhs
Teleport a scroll
Total Score of 50,000+
Enlighten 50 peasants
Throw 100 Scrolls
Complete all 30 levels
Total Score of 100,000+
Get all 90 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 7/30 (45/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Welcome back!
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/500 points)
Reach difficulty level 5!
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/495 points)
Play through the intro.
Spend your first Talent Point.
Spend some rubies in the ugrade menu.
Defeat the first boss.
Fully upgrade your hero talents.
Have at least 4000 rubies when you enter the upgrade menu.
Fully upgrade your assault rifle.
Fully upgrade your bazooka.
Unlock the secret companion cube.
Unlock the secret robot unicorn.
Defeat the second boss.
Fully upgrade your sniper rifle.
Beat all the waves on endless mode.
Beat the final boss on beginner.
Defeat the third boss.
Fully upgrade all your weapons.
Beat the final boss on hard.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Start already!
Medals Earned: 61/100 (305/500 points)
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Thanks!
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
Start a new game.
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
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Get everything!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Medals Earned: 44/50 (385/475 points)
Defeat a flying enemy in flight
Upgrade a tower to the 5th rank
Get BRILLIANT for a day mission
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 1-3
Defeat an invisible ninja
Defeat an enemy carrying a gem
Collect 100 mana potions
Upgrade any skill to maximum (up to 5th rank)
Upgrade a tower to the 3rd rank
Scare off 100 enemies
Defeat a champion
Achieve the rank 10
Defeat 5 enemies with one meteor
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 1-3
Cage 50 enemies in a stasis cage
Get BRILLIANT for a night mission
Defeat an armored Knight
Defeat the High Priest
Defeat the General
Defeat the Archmage
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 7-9
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 16-18
Defeat the Arch Druid
Defeat the King
Upgrade all the skills of a race to maximum
Make 100 mines (poisonous, energy or volcanic) of the enemies
Achieve the rank 20
Collect 10,000 gold picking up coins
Defeat the Barbarian Queen
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 7-9
Seize 50 buildings
Turn 50 enemies into chickens
Defeat 2000 common enemies
Damage 50 enemies with the thunder scroll
Defeat 50 champions
Chop 100 forests
Find treasure chests on levels 19, 20 and 21.
Defeat the 7th boss
Defeat 50 divers while underwater.
Remove the charm from the towers using Terror spell 100 times.
Complete levels 16, 17 or 18 without destroying any Sacred Stones.
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 16-18
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 19-21
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 19-21
