SwashieB's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hitler: A Documentary]

i hate summaries.

If you freak out because this movie is inappropriate or whatever, shut up. Just shut up, now.

I don't really like "OMG WTF" humor, so this really turned me off. It was the animation that was funny, however. A little Hitler running around lighting stuff on fire! HOW CUTE!

[Marijuana is bad for you]

Props.

I have to give you some credit for this peice of crap. The style...I've never seen it done before. Wonderful.

[The Snazin Rap]

SNAZIN AND RYO SITTIN' IN A TREE

Man, RYO YOU ARE A GENIUS.

[Samus vs Zero]

Releasing attack cyborg OMEGA.

This movie was missing something. At first, I couldn't put my finger on it, but after reading some other reviews, I realized what it was. SOUND. When Zero gets blasted, it's just a puff. No "KABOOM" coming from my subwoofer. Just poof.

Other than that, the sprites only hold a few different poses. So, in order to emulate them falling down, the author just rotated them 90º, to make it look like they were lying down. They would then rise up, Matrix style.

[CS_mansion]

Ohkay.

Well, I wasn't able to view the full movie because no matter what, it would always crash my browser. For this, I gave the movie a higher score than it should be, because it takes a lot to crash my browser.

But, what I saw of it seemed pretty cool.

[Pornstarguru and Outwar]

Hmm.

I fear for this movie, because a lot of the people on newgrounds wouldn't understand the importance or something like this. The reason I liked it is because it kinda ventures from the norm, giving us a straight-forward message rather than mario dying.

maelstormm responds:

As long as enough people get the message to get rid of those annoying bastards and give me a hand in getting their character's deleted then I don't mind taking the hit. There's no other real way to pass it along though than to submit it here.

[High Mileage Graduation]

Ohh god

No, seriously. I don't get this. It's so extremely boring it's not even funny.

[NOTITLE]

thzdhsh

I would have liked this better if it didn't exist.

[A Story With Music!]

Blech.

Lame. Very, very lame. That monster thing looked almost cool.

HersheyClockolet responds:

I love you!

[Da kommt die Hero Turtles]

A logo.

Just like any other animutation movie, this consists of words that sound like other words as humor. A logo.

It's still very funny, however. Dave, you're a flash genius! Keep up the good work.